*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:
shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
someone:
what are your plans for the weekend
me:
who knows
me:
(i know)
me:
(i'm not leaving the house)
